RE: joke time
August 12, 2021 at 1:36 pm
(This post was last modified: August 12, 2021 at 1:36 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
An elderly man and a much younger man collide their carts at the supermarket.
‘I’m terribly sorry,’ said the older man. ‘I’m a little anxious because I can’t find my wife. I guess I wasn’t looking where I was going.’
‘That’s quite a coincidence,’ said the younger man. ‘I’ve been looking for MY wife for twenty minutes, and can’t find her anywhere. I was pretty distracted when I bumped into you.’
‘Well, maybe we could help each other by looking for both our wives,’ said the elder man. ‘What does your wife look like?’
‘She’s twenty four years old, has long auburn hair and blue eyes. She’s wearing a tube top, tiny white shorts and stiletto heels. What does your wife look like?’
‘Who cares?’ says the old man. ‘Let’s look for yours!’
Boru
‘I’m terribly sorry,’ said the older man. ‘I’m a little anxious because I can’t find my wife. I guess I wasn’t looking where I was going.’
‘That’s quite a coincidence,’ said the younger man. ‘I’ve been looking for MY wife for twenty minutes, and can’t find her anywhere. I was pretty distracted when I bumped into you.’
‘Well, maybe we could help each other by looking for both our wives,’ said the elder man. ‘What does your wife look like?’
‘She’s twenty four years old, has long auburn hair and blue eyes. She’s wearing a tube top, tiny white shorts and stiletto heels. What does your wife look like?’
‘Who cares?’ says the old man. ‘Let’s look for yours!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson