RE: joke time
August 17, 2021 at 1:46 pm
(This post was last modified: August 17, 2021 at 1:47 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man and woman are on their first date. He asks her, ‘Would you like a drink before dinner?’
‘Oh, no,’ she answers. ‘What would I tell my Sunday School class?’
A little later in the evening, he offers her a cigarette.
‘Oh, no,’ she says again. ‘What would I tell my Sunday School class?’
While driving her home, he sees a no-tell motel up ahead. Figuring he’s got nothing to lose at this point, he asks her if she’d like to stop there and spend the night with him.
‘Of course,’ she says. ‘I was hoping you’d ask.’
Surprised, the man says, ‘But what will you tell your Sunday School class?’
‘The same thing I always tell them - that you don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time.’
Boru
‘Oh, no,’ she answers. ‘What would I tell my Sunday School class?’
A little later in the evening, he offers her a cigarette.
‘Oh, no,’ she says again. ‘What would I tell my Sunday School class?’
While driving her home, he sees a no-tell motel up ahead. Figuring he’s got nothing to lose at this point, he asks her if she’d like to stop there and spend the night with him.
‘Of course,’ she says. ‘I was hoping you’d ask.’
Surprised, the man says, ‘But what will you tell your Sunday School class?’
‘The same thing I always tell them - that you don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson