A man and his wife are playing golf. On the very first tee, she sends the ball streaking 300 yards down the fairway, where it lands plop on the green and rolls to within three feet of the cup.
‘Wow!’, he says. ‘I’ve never seen you make a drive like that before!’
‘I’ve been taking lessons,’ she answers.
A few days later, they’re playing a game of mix doubles tennis. The wife smashes every serve and returns every volley. ‘Wow!’, says the husband. ‘I’ve never seen you play like that before.’ Again she answers, ‘I’ve been taking lessons.’
Later that night, she serves up an amazing beef Wellington for supper. ‘Wow!’, says hubby. ‘I never knew you could cook like this!’ And she says, ‘I’ve been taking lessons.’
After they eat, she gives him the look and they go upstairs. Afterwards, gasping for breath, he says, ‘That was amazing…incredible! The best sex I’ve ever had! I want a divorce.’
Boru
‘Wow!’, he says. ‘I’ve never seen you make a drive like that before!’
‘I’ve been taking lessons,’ she answers.
A few days later, they’re playing a game of mix doubles tennis. The wife smashes every serve and returns every volley. ‘Wow!’, says the husband. ‘I’ve never seen you play like that before.’ Again she answers, ‘I’ve been taking lessons.’
Later that night, she serves up an amazing beef Wellington for supper. ‘Wow!’, says hubby. ‘I never knew you could cook like this!’ And she says, ‘I’ve been taking lessons.’
After they eat, she gives him the look and they go upstairs. Afterwards, gasping for breath, he says, ‘That was amazing…incredible! The best sex I’ve ever had! I want a divorce.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson