A man lands a job at an adult toy shop. On his first day, his new boss says, ‘I have to head out for a business meeting. You’ll be fine, most of the prices are marked, but remember - nine inch white dildos are $15, and the black eleven inch dildos are $25. I’ll be back in an hour.’
Shortly after he leaves, a woman comes and, after browsing a bit, she asks, ‘How much is this white dildo?’
‘That’s our nine inch model, miss, and it’s $15.’
‘I see. And what can you tell me about this black dildo?’
‘That’s our eleven inch model, and it sells for $25.’
‘Hmm. And what about that gray one?’
‘Oh, that’s our Super-Deluxe metal dildo, and it’s priced at $200.’
‘Wow! For that kind of money, it must really be something! Wrap it up.’
A little later, the boss returns and asks his new clerk how things went.
‘Really well, sir,’ says the man. ‘I got $200 for my thermos bottle!’
Boru
Shortly after he leaves, a woman comes and, after browsing a bit, she asks, ‘How much is this white dildo?’
‘That’s our nine inch model, miss, and it’s $15.’
‘I see. And what can you tell me about this black dildo?’
‘That’s our eleven inch model, and it sells for $25.’
‘Hmm. And what about that gray one?’
‘Oh, that’s our Super-Deluxe metal dildo, and it’s priced at $200.’
‘Wow! For that kind of money, it must really be something! Wrap it up.’
A little later, the boss returns and asks his new clerk how things went.
‘Really well, sir,’ says the man. ‘I got $200 for my thermos bottle!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson