A blonde nun is praying in the chapel, when Jesus appears to her and says, ‘Daughter, your piety, humility and devotion have please me mightily. You minister to the sick and you aid the poor. When you pray, you always ask help for others, never fir yourself. No one could ask more of a Bride of Christ, and I would reward you devotion. Tell Me your heart’s desire.’
The nun answers, ‘Lord, I live only to serve You. The Church sees to all my earthly needs. There is nothing I desire.’ She pauses and says, ‘Except…’
‘Speak, child, and it shall be given you.’
‘Well, I don’t like to ask, but…well, it’s these blonde jokes. I know I shouldn’t let them bother me, but I find them hurtful to me, as I’m sure they are to other blonde women.’
‘It is done,’ replies Jesus. ‘All blonde jokes are stricken from all human minds from this day forward. Anything else?’
‘Since you ask, Lord - could you make M&Ms a little easier to peel?’
Boru
The nun answers, ‘Lord, I live only to serve You. The Church sees to all my earthly needs. There is nothing I desire.’ She pauses and says, ‘Except…’
‘Speak, child, and it shall be given you.’
‘Well, I don’t like to ask, but…well, it’s these blonde jokes. I know I shouldn’t let them bother me, but I find them hurtful to me, as I’m sure they are to other blonde women.’
‘It is done,’ replies Jesus. ‘All blonde jokes are stricken from all human minds from this day forward. Anything else?’
‘Since you ask, Lord - could you make M&Ms a little easier to peel?’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson