So these three guys die and end up at the Pearly Gates waiting in line.
St Peter walks up to the first guy and asks, "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
First guy responds, " Well, once, but I confessed, and we made up"
St Peter looks in his book of life and responds, "At least you are being honest about it, here is a Rolls Royce, drive on through the gates."
St Peter asks the second guy "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
The second guy responds "Well, a couple of times. I didn't tell her about the first time, but did the second time, but after that we made up."
St Peter looks in his book, "Yea, you are telling the truth, here is a VW BUG, drive on through. "
St Peter gets to the last guy, and asks "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
Last guy responds, "Hell yea, she didn't give a fuck".
St Peter looks in his book and says "At least you are being honest about it, here is a 10 speed bicycle, peddle on through."
So a few weeks later the 3 guys run into each other in heaven, but the guy in the Rolls Royce is crying his eyes out. And the other two ask him why he is upset. He responds "I saw my wife on a skateboard yesterday.
St Peter walks up to the first guy and asks, "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
First guy responds, " Well, once, but I confessed, and we made up"
St Peter looks in his book of life and responds, "At least you are being honest about it, here is a Rolls Royce, drive on through the gates."
St Peter asks the second guy "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
The second guy responds "Well, a couple of times. I didn't tell her about the first time, but did the second time, but after that we made up."
St Peter looks in his book, "Yea, you are telling the truth, here is a VW BUG, drive on through. "
St Peter gets to the last guy, and asks "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
Last guy responds, "Hell yea, she didn't give a fuck".
St Peter looks in his book and says "At least you are being honest about it, here is a 10 speed bicycle, peddle on through."
So a few weeks later the 3 guys run into each other in heaven, but the guy in the Rolls Royce is crying his eyes out. And the other two ask him why he is upset. He responds "I saw my wife on a skateboard yesterday.