(October 2, 2021 at 9:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 2, 2021 at 12:16 pm)Fireball Wrote: Reasons not to pick a fight with an old man-
1. If you win the fight, you just beat up an old man.
2. If you lose, you just got beat up by an old man.
That's why you shoot old men.
What?
Interestingly enough, the site where I saw that joke had a 3rd answer. It's a shooting forum-
3. He'll just shoot you.
Given the general revulsion with firearms around here, I left that option out.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.