Her: 'You know, you're over 50. Maybe it's time you give up some of your man-toys and start acting like an adult.'
Me: 'Jaysus, you're beginning to sound like my ex-wife.'
Her: 'What? You never told me you were married before!'
Me: 'I haven't been.'
Boru
Me: 'Jaysus, you're beginning to sound like my ex-wife.'
Her: 'What? You never told me you were married before!'
Me: 'I haven't been.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson