(October 6, 2021 at 2:07 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
It’s a very obscure number, you probably won’t have heard of it.
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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sex.
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How long does it take a performance artist to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know; I left after the first hour and a half.
My favourite version of the Freudian one:
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to hold the penis...I mean father...LADDER!!
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson