(October 22, 2021 at 4:26 am)Foxaire Wrote: Walks into a room full of people and says aloud, "He?"
Half the people in the room stop to look at me as though I am referring to them.
Bloody useless pronouns, I think as I shake my head.
Try running into a crowded restaurant and yelling "You bastard/bitch! I'll get you for this!", then run out. I think that comes from George Carlin.
George said that if you are at a family function and would rather not be, (and are old like us) you can just say "I'm tired and want to lie down" Works for me.
If it's more urgent , just say "Who are all these people and where's my horse"
I'm still doing pretty well. Don't often forget where I've parked the car. Time to start worrying when I forget I have a car or where I live.