RE: joke time
October 27, 2021 at 12:03 am
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2021 at 12:14 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(October 26, 2021 at 8:06 am)Darinda Wrote: A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers. They were being very affectionate. The girl was running her hands all over the boyfriend and nibbling on his ear. He had his hands on her chest.
Looking at them, the wife said to her husband “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game.”
Husband said, “Better watch them! You already know how to play volleyball.”
That's a little too close for comfort.
Blonde jokes (My ex wife was what I now call dirty blonde)
Two blondes walked into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
International flight. Blonde has moved into first class and is refusing to go back to economy. First officer speaks gently to her for a moment. She says, "Yes, I quite understand", and goes quietly back to economy. When asked what he'd said , first officer replied; " Asked her where she's going. She said Chicago. I said that first class isn't going to Chicago."
A blonde and a brunet enter a lift (elevator) and move to the back. Bloke gets in and has a lot of dandruff on his shoulders.
Brunet says "That bloke needs some "Head and Shoulder"
Blonde says 'Right, umm ,how do you give shoulder?"