A drunk staggers up to the shooting gallery at the fair. He can't miss! The bloke gives him a plastic bag with some water in it and a small tortoise.
Drunk staggers off. Staggers back about an hour later. Again, can't miss. He is offered a stuffed toy.
Drunk says " Nah, don't like that. Could I have another one of those crunchy meat pies?"
Drunk staggers off. Staggers back about an hour later. Again, can't miss. He is offered a stuffed toy.
Drunk says " Nah, don't like that. Could I have another one of those crunchy meat pies?"