A man walking on the beach picks up a bottle and rubs it. Out pops a genie.
“Master, I can grant you any two wishes you desire.”
The man thinks it over for a second and says, “I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want.”
“As you wish Master.”
There is a loud poof and the man turns into a toilet seat.
“Master, I can grant you any two wishes you desire.”
The man thinks it over for a second and says, “I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want.”
“As you wish Master.”
There is a loud poof and the man turns into a toilet seat.