True story, I swear.
My brother's best mate is a brilliant and rich entrepeneur. My bro says his favourite activity is counting his money. Alas, he has limited education. He has always been what we call a root rat. Most unjustly, this is the Aussie male equivalent of a slut, aka skanky moll.
Bro swears he witnessed this conversation between his mate and his mate's mother:
Mum "You're a philanthropist you are.
Bloke "Ah Mum, you know I've never collected stamps"
Madame Malaprop is alive and well.
My brother's best mate is a brilliant and rich entrepeneur. My bro says his favourite activity is counting his money. Alas, he has limited education. He has always been what we call a root rat. Most unjustly, this is the Aussie male equivalent of a slut, aka skanky moll.
Bro swears he witnessed this conversation between his mate and his mate's mother:
Mum "You're a philanthropist you are.
Bloke "Ah Mum, you know I've never collected stamps"
Madame Malaprop is alive and well.