(November 19, 2021 at 5:41 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(November 19, 2021 at 5:34 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote: Bloke rushes into a bar and asks the barman "How tall is a Penguin?"Chicago, huh?
Bartender " Oh, less than a metre I think"
Bloke " Thank goodness for that! I thought I'd just run over a nun!"
When I was growing up, we referred to the local nuns as Penguins.
Signed
Jake and Elwood
Remember that nun belting Jake and Elwood with that fucking great a ruler? Far too close to reality to be parody. The nuns who taught me used the cane end of a feather duster and electrical flex. On bare legs. On kids from as young as five .Those cunts were pure sadists . Happily, most of 'em are dead now.
One of life's ironies; if I'm wrong about god, I will be acutely aware within a nanosecond of my death. If those nuns and others like them are wrong, they will never know, as they enter oblivion.