RE: joke time
December 11, 2021 at 6:48 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2021 at 6:50 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(December 11, 2021 at 6:39 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 11, 2021 at 6:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A man is out golfing. He makes a terrible slice and his ball lands right in the middle of a patch of buttercups. The man decides the the little patch of flowers is too beautiful to damage, so he takes his penalty shot and walks away.
Just then, a fairy appears and says, ‘That flower patch is my home. Because your were kind enough not to destroy my buttercups, I shall reward you with a lifetime supply of butter.’
The man answers, ‘Well, that’s nice, I suppose, but where the hell were you when I hit my ball into those pussywillows?’
Boru
"Balls deep in the pussywillow fairy."
Ohhhh kaaaay
<walking slowly *forwards*>
Disappointing theists since 1968!