RE: joke time
January 11, 2022 at 4:57 am
(This post was last modified: January 11, 2022 at 5:16 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
The county coroner comes home from a rough day at work, sporting a beaut of a black eye. His wife says, 'Oh, my God! What happened to your eye?"
'It all started when I got a call from one of my assistants. It seems a man died at a local brothel, but they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had a massive erection. So, I went to help. When I got there, I was directed to the room. Sure enough, there was a man on the bed with an erection that would shame Man O' War. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half.'
'Ok, but what about the black eye?'
'Wrong room.'
Boru
'It all started when I got a call from one of my assistants. It seems a man died at a local brothel, but they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had a massive erection. So, I went to help. When I got there, I was directed to the room. Sure enough, there was a man on the bed with an erection that would shame Man O' War. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half.'
'Ok, but what about the black eye?'
'Wrong room.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson