I once dated a girl who said she wanted to try anal sex, but also said she was very shy. She told me, 'Turn off the light first, then you can stick it up my bum.'
I should have let the bulb cool off first.
Boru
I should have let the bulb cool off first.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson