A man and a woman are chatting at a bar. At one point in the conversation, he says, 'You may not believe this, but I can tell a woman's exact age just by touching her breasts.'
Understandably, the woman laughs and says, 'Oh, come on. No one can do that.'
The man shrugs and says, 'It's true. In fact, I'll bet you the price of your next drink that I can do it.'
After a bit of hemming and hawing, the woman agrees to the bet. The man begins touching, rubbing, stroking and bouncing her boobs. After about five minutes, the woman says, 'Ok, smart guy, when was I born?'
The man says, 'Yesterday. Here's $5 for your next drink.'
Boru
Understandably, the woman laughs and says, 'Oh, come on. No one can do that.'
The man shrugs and says, 'It's true. In fact, I'll bet you the price of your next drink that I can do it.'
After a bit of hemming and hawing, the woman agrees to the bet. The man begins touching, rubbing, stroking and bouncing her boobs. After about five minutes, the woman says, 'Ok, smart guy, when was I born?'
The man says, 'Yesterday. Here's $5 for your next drink.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson