If you're going to be alone this Valentine's Day, don't let it get you down - you can still enjoy the day. Find a couple who are clearly celebrating the day with a romantic outing, walk up to them and say, 'So THIS is why you're not answering my texts!!'
Boru
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson