Me: I’ll have the sloppy joe, please.
Wife: You idiot. This is a posh restaurant.
Me: Right, sorry. I’ll have the disheveled joseph, please.
Waiter: Excellent choice, sir.
Boru
Wife: You idiot. This is a posh restaurant.
Me: Right, sorry. I’ll have the disheveled joseph, please.
Waiter: Excellent choice, sir.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson