Four guys are out fishing one Saturday morning and the first one asks, "Do you know what I had to do to be able to go fishing today? I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
The second guy says, "I had to promise my wife that I would build a new deck around the pool next weekend."
Third guy says, "I had to promise to renovate the kitchen next weekend."
Fourth guy says, "The alarm went off at 5:30 this morning and I asked my wife 'fishing or sex', she said to wear sunscreen."
The second guy says, "I had to promise my wife that I would build a new deck around the pool next weekend."
Third guy says, "I had to promise to renovate the kitchen next weekend."
Fourth guy says, "The alarm went off at 5:30 this morning and I asked my wife 'fishing or sex', she said to wear sunscreen."
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius