(February 15, 2022 at 4:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Four guys are out fishing one Saturday morning and the first one asks, "Do you know what I had to do to be able to go fishing today? I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
The second guy says, "I had to promise my wife that I would build a new deck around the pool next weekend."
Third guy says, "I had to promise to renovate the kitchen next weekend."
Fourth guy says, "The alarm went off at 5:30 this morning and I asked my wife 'fishing or sex', she said to wear sunscreen."
You know the best time to go fishing? Yesterday, because that’s when they’re biting.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson