RE: joke time
March 3, 2022 at 2:15 am
(This post was last modified: March 3, 2022 at 2:15 am by Fake Messiah.)
President Putin visited a primary school. After speaking to the children, he said he'd answer some questions. A little girl raised her hand.
"I have two questions for you President Putin," she said. "One: why did you annex Crimea? Two: Why have you invaded Ukraine?"
"Why those are excellent questions!" the President exclaimed. But as he opened his mouth to continue, the bell rang for lunch, and the children were dismissed.
After lunch, the children assembled again for the second part of the President's visit. More questions were allowed. A little boy raised his hand this time.
"I have 4 questions for you President Putin," he said. "One: why did you annex Crimea? Two: Why have you invaded Ukraine? Three: Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early, and four: Where is Natasha?"
"I have two questions for you President Putin," she said. "One: why did you annex Crimea? Two: Why have you invaded Ukraine?"
"Why those are excellent questions!" the President exclaimed. But as he opened his mouth to continue, the bell rang for lunch, and the children were dismissed.
After lunch, the children assembled again for the second part of the President's visit. More questions were allowed. A little boy raised his hand this time.
"I have 4 questions for you President Putin," he said. "One: why did you annex Crimea? Two: Why have you invaded Ukraine? Three: Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early, and four: Where is Natasha?"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"