After years of get togethers at the local pub, a man announces to his two best mates that he's a woman trapped in a man's body and that he's applied for gender reassignment surgery.
Months later, she reappears at the bar. Her friends congratulate her on her appearance and begin questioning her about the surgery.
'Brave of you to have your willy cut off,' says one. 'Was that the most painful part of the operation?'
'No, not really,' she answers.
'Surely then,' says the second friend, 'it was having your balls cut off.'
'Well, that was painful, but not the worst part of it,' she replies.
'Wow, cutting off you willy wasn't the most painful, cutting off your bollocks wasn't the most painful...what WAS?'
'Having my salary cut in half.'
Boru
Months later, she reappears at the bar. Her friends congratulate her on her appearance and begin questioning her about the surgery.
'Brave of you to have your willy cut off,' says one. 'Was that the most painful part of the operation?'
'No, not really,' she answers.
'Surely then,' says the second friend, 'it was having your balls cut off.'
'Well, that was painful, but not the worst part of it,' she replies.
'Wow, cutting off you willy wasn't the most painful, cutting off your bollocks wasn't the most painful...what WAS?'
'Having my salary cut in half.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson