(April 23, 2022 at 5:46 pm)Darinda Wrote: A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
Reminds me of:
A man sits down for breakfast at the local diner and tells the waitress, ‘I’d like to start with a cup of cold, day-old coffee, then two slices of burn toast, couple of over-cooked eggs, and some underdone bacon.’
Shocked, the waitress says, ‘Sir, we can’t serve you food like that!’
‘Why not? You did yesterday.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson