A man and his girlfriend are about to make love, when she asks him if he'd like to 69.
'What's that?', he asked.
'Lie back and I'll show you.' So, he lies down on his back, and she positions herself over his face and unexpectedly farts. She apologizes, but while repositioning, farts again.
The man shoves her off, get out of the bed and says, 'I'm leaving. If you think I'm hanging around for another 67 of those, you're crazy!'
Boru
'What's that?', he asked.
'Lie back and I'll show you.' So, he lies down on his back, and she positions herself over his face and unexpectedly farts. She apologizes, but while repositioning, farts again.
The man shoves her off, get out of the bed and says, 'I'm leaving. If you think I'm hanging around for another 67 of those, you're crazy!'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson