(June 3, 2022 at 7:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A rich oil sheikh was in a bind. His son's 12th birthday was coming up and he didn't know what to get him.
Finally, he went to his son and said, "My son, soon it will be your birthday and I don't know what to get you. You have cars, your own plane,servants, even your own palace. What is it you want for your birthday?"
"Father," replied the boy, "What I have always wanted, and have been too afraid to ask for, is a Mickey Mouse outfit!"
So, the next day, the father bought his son the Republican party*
*and he got it cheap.
Alternative answer to his parents asking him...
"I want a watch!"
So they let him...
Disappointing theists since 1968!