RE: joke time
July 24, 2022 at 3:27 pm
(This post was last modified: July 24, 2022 at 3:33 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A little girl leaves school and is walking home when a car pulls up next to her.
"Would you like a ride?, asks the driver.
"Nope!" replies the little girl and keeps walking.
The car pulls away, goes around the block, and pulls up next to her again. This time the driver opens the door.
"Are you sure you don't want a ride?", he asks.
"Nope!", she says, and keeps walking.
Again, the car pulls away, drives around the block, and pulls up next to her.
"I'll give you a sweety if you get in!", says the driver with a wink.
The little girl stops, turns to the driver and says, "Look, Dad. You bought the LADA, you ride in the bloody thing!"
"Would you like a ride?, asks the driver.
"Nope!" replies the little girl and keeps walking.
The car pulls away, goes around the block, and pulls up next to her again. This time the driver opens the door.
"Are you sure you don't want a ride?", he asks.
"Nope!", she says, and keeps walking.
Again, the car pulls away, drives around the block, and pulls up next to her.
"I'll give you a sweety if you get in!", says the driver with a wink.
The little girl stops, turns to the driver and says, "Look, Dad. You bought the LADA, you ride in the bloody thing!"
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