RE: joke time
August 15, 2022 at 4:39 am
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2022 at 4:12 am by The Valkyrie.)
A man with no arms or legs is sitting alone on a towel on the beach.
Feeling sorry for him, a young woman walks over to him and asks, "Have you ever been hugged?"
"No," he replies sadly.
So she gives him a hug.
Shortly afterwards, another young woman walks over and asks, "Have you ever been kissed?"
"No," he replies, tears in his eyes.
So she bent down and gave him a kiss.
Shortly afterwards, another young woman walks over and asks, "Have you ever been screwed?"
"No," he replies hopefully.
"You will be when the tide comes in."
Feeling sorry for him, a young woman walks over to him and asks, "Have you ever been hugged?"
"No," he replies sadly.
So she gives him a hug.
Shortly afterwards, another young woman walks over and asks, "Have you ever been kissed?"
"No," he replies, tears in his eyes.
So she bent down and gave him a kiss.
Shortly afterwards, another young woman walks over and asks, "Have you ever been screwed?"
"No," he replies hopefully.
"You will be when the tide comes in."
Dying to live, living to die.