A couple is checking into a seedy hotel.
Man, "We'd like a room for the night."
Desk clerk, "Do you have any reservations?"
Her, "I'm not sure about taking it up the bum!"
Man, "We'd like a room for the night."
Desk clerk, "Do you have any reservations?"
Her, "I'm not sure about taking it up the bum!"
Dying to live, living to die.