(October 9, 2022 at 8:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:(October 9, 2022 at 8:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me, "Don't eat anything fatty."
Patient, "You mean like burgers?"
Me, "No. Don't. Eat. Anything, fatty!"
I figured that most of heart surgery patients are fat people.
My cardiologist tells me I am his only patient who can curl up in the chair while waiting on him. I may also be the only patient he has told to stop losing weight. We aren't all fat.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius