(November 12, 2022 at 1:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Auntie Beccs, can I sleep with you tonight? I'm scared!"
"No, sweety. I can't risk the monster following you in here and murdering me in my sleep."
Apparently, I'm not allowed to babysit ever again.
Alternate line: "No, sweety. I can't risk your monster sorority sister girlfriend following you in here and murdering me in my sleep."
Disappointing theists since 1968!