These two old guys from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “You know, I’m 85 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains all the time. I feel like I’m falling apart.. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
The second old guy replies, “You know, I feel just like a newborn baby.”
The first old guy says, “Really! Like a newborn baby?”
The second old guy says, “Yeah – no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
The second old guy replies, “You know, I feel just like a newborn baby.”
The first old guy says, “Really! Like a newborn baby?”
The second old guy says, “Yeah – no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”