(January 3, 2023 at 8:38 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't you hate it when the buggers are knocking on your door early on a Sunday morning preaching to save you or you'll burn!
Stupid bloody firemen...
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a glass jar on his penis.
A woman asks, "What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a fireman," the man replies.
"But you're only wearing a jar!"
"In case of an emergency, break glass, pull the knob, and I'll come as quick as I can!"
Dying to live, living to die.