‘Sir, extend both arms, close your eyes, and touch the tip of your nose with your fingertips.’
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe vertigo. I could pass out.’
‘Well, then blow into this breathalyzer for me.’
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe asthma. I could suffocate.’
‘Then I’m going to have to take you in for a blood alcohol test.’
‘I can’t do that officer. I have severe haemophila. I could bleed to death.’
‘Then let me see you walk this white line.’
‘I can’t do that, officer.’
*exasperated* ‘Why the hell not??’
‘Because I’m severely drunk.’
Boru
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe vertigo. I could pass out.’
‘Well, then blow into this breathalyzer for me.’
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe asthma. I could suffocate.’
‘Then I’m going to have to take you in for a blood alcohol test.’
‘I can’t do that officer. I have severe haemophila. I could bleed to death.’
‘Then let me see you walk this white line.’
‘I can’t do that, officer.’
*exasperated* ‘Why the hell not??’
‘Because I’m severely drunk.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson