A Scotsman phones his boss and says, 'I can't come in today, sir - I have a wee cough.'
'You have a wee cough?'
'Very kind of you, sir. I'll see you in seven days!'
Boru
'You have a wee cough?'
'Very kind of you, sir. I'll see you in seven days!'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson