A man steps into a bar and orders a beer. ‟o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please.”
The Bartender responds ‟Hey buddy.. I used to stutter all the time too, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same.”
After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. ‟o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please.”
The bartender chuckles ‟My suggestion did not work, did it?”
The man responds ‟n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house.”
The Bartender responds ‟Hey buddy.. I used to stutter all the time too, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same.”
After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. ‟o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please.”
The bartender chuckles ‟My suggestion did not work, did it?”
The man responds ‟n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house.”
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"