Patsy runs up all excited to his best mate Riley and says, ‘Have ye heard about the new saloon bar in the town? For half a euro, they give you a free drink, a free lunch, then they take you in the back and get you laid!’
‘Give over!’ says Riley. ‘Drinks, lunch, and laid for half a euro?’
‘That’s what I’m told’, says Patsy.
‘Ah, you been told that. So, you’ve not been in this bar yourself, then?’
‘Well…no. But me sister has!’
Boru
‘Give over!’ says Riley. ‘Drinks, lunch, and laid for half a euro?’
‘That’s what I’m told’, says Patsy.
‘Ah, you been told that. So, you’ve not been in this bar yourself, then?’
‘Well…no. But me sister has!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson