RE: joke time
June 17, 2023 at 4:48 pm
(This post was last modified: June 17, 2023 at 4:52 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(June 17, 2023 at 12:33 pm)Darinda Wrote: A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” The young man blurted out.
“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”The professor stared at the student for a long time. “Physics saves lives,” he said, “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.”
My med-school bound compadres told me it was O-chem. It's certainly reasonable that there's more than one such gate-keeper course.
For Engineering, it was Calculus.
The year I entered my undergrad EE program, there were about 50 of us. One was female.
Eight of us graduated. One of those was the female.
Q: What do you call the Med School student who gradates last in their class?
A: "Doctor"
Disappointing theists since 1968!