An older man is in hospital and fitted with an oxygen mask. A nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath and the man asks her in a muffled voice, ‘Are my testicles black?’
A bit taken aback, the nurse replies, ‘Sir, I’m just here to wash your upper body - you’ll need to speak to your doctor about that,’ and gets on with the sponge bath.
A few moments later, the man asks again, ‘Nurse, are my testicles black?’ Since the man seems rather concerned about the colour of his testicles and she doesn’t want his blood pressure to rise, she lifts his gown, takes the man’s testicles in her hand and gives them a close look. ‘Sir, you can relax - your testicles are perfectly normal.’
The man removes his oxygen mask and says, ‘Thank you, nurse, that’s very reassuring. Now listen carefully…are my test results back?’
Boru
A bit taken aback, the nurse replies, ‘Sir, I’m just here to wash your upper body - you’ll need to speak to your doctor about that,’ and gets on with the sponge bath.
A few moments later, the man asks again, ‘Nurse, are my testicles black?’ Since the man seems rather concerned about the colour of his testicles and she doesn’t want his blood pressure to rise, she lifts his gown, takes the man’s testicles in her hand and gives them a close look. ‘Sir, you can relax - your testicles are perfectly normal.’
The man removes his oxygen mask and says, ‘Thank you, nurse, that’s very reassuring. Now listen carefully…are my test results back?’
Boru
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