To save money, a family decides to take their holiday at a nudist camp. The young son who was out exploring comes rushing back to the campsite and says, 'Mummy, you should see some of the ladies around here - they have really HUGE...'
'Yes, Timmy, I know,' the mother interrupts. 'But remember - the bigger those are, the dumber the lady is.'
Timmy goes off exploring later in the day, and runs back again to report, 'Mummy, you should see some of the men around here - they have really HUGE...'
'I know, Timmy, I know. But just remember - the bigger a man's thing is, the stupider he is.'
'Well, then you'd better come quick. I just say Daddy talking to a really dumb lady, and he's getting stupider by the second!'
Boru
'Yes, Timmy, I know,' the mother interrupts. 'But remember - the bigger those are, the dumber the lady is.'
Timmy goes off exploring later in the day, and runs back again to report, 'Mummy, you should see some of the men around here - they have really HUGE...'
'I know, Timmy, I know. But just remember - the bigger a man's thing is, the stupider he is.'
'Well, then you'd better come quick. I just say Daddy talking to a really dumb lady, and he's getting stupider by the second!'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson