A tourist visits Israel and ends up at the sea of Gallillee (I'm sure there are too many "l"s in there.
Anyway, he sees a boat moared by a little jetty and a sign offering boat rides.
"How much for a boat tour?" He asks the man by the boat.
"A thousand shekels." The boatman responds.
"A thousand shekels?? How long does the tour last?"
"Ten minutes," the boatman replies.
"A thousand shrkels for a ten minute ride?" Says the shocked tourist, "no wonder Jesus walked!"
Anyway, he sees a boat moared by a little jetty and a sign offering boat rides.
"How much for a boat tour?" He asks the man by the boat.
"A thousand shekels." The boatman responds.
"A thousand shekels?? How long does the tour last?"
"Ten minutes," the boatman replies.
"A thousand shrkels for a ten minute ride?" Says the shocked tourist, "no wonder Jesus walked!"
Dying to live, living to die.