A Higgs boson walked into a Roman Catholic Church.
A priest approached the particle and said, “I'm very sorry, but we regard Higgs particles as demonic. I'm afraid you must leave.”
The Higgs particle replied, “But without me, padre, you can’t have mass.”
A priest approached the particle and said, “I'm very sorry, but we regard Higgs particles as demonic. I'm afraid you must leave.”
The Higgs particle replied, “But without me, padre, you can’t have mass.”