RE: joke time
October 2, 2023 at 6:47 pm
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2023 at 6:48 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man sees a notice in the window of a restaurant saying, ‘If You Order It And We Don’t It, You Win One Million Dollars.’
Intrigued, the man goes in, gets his table and tells the waiter, ‘I’d like a bowl of white rhinoceros stew, please.’ The waiter disappears into the kitchen and comes back in a few minutes with a steaming dish of white rhino stew. Disappointed, the man finishes his meal (which is quite tasty) and leaves.
He return the next day and says, ‘I’d like a roasted Portuguese Man of War, stuffed with boiled army ants, with a side of pickled penguin tongues, please.’ Sure enough, the waiter is back in jig time with the customer’s meal, exactly as ordered. Irate at losing out a second time, the man finishes his meal (again, very yummy), and leaves in a huff.
Desperate to win, the man returns the next day and tells the waiter, ‘Please bring me a grilled mermaid breast sandwich on rye bread.’ Once more, the waiter trundles off to the kitchen and comes back with two duffel bags stuffed with cash. ‘Congratulations, sir! Here’s your million dollars.’
‘Ah ha!’ says the man. ‘I KNEW you wouldn’t have mermaid breast!’
‘Oh, we have that. You just caught us on a day when we’re out of rye bread.’
Boru
Intrigued, the man goes in, gets his table and tells the waiter, ‘I’d like a bowl of white rhinoceros stew, please.’ The waiter disappears into the kitchen and comes back in a few minutes with a steaming dish of white rhino stew. Disappointed, the man finishes his meal (which is quite tasty) and leaves.
He return the next day and says, ‘I’d like a roasted Portuguese Man of War, stuffed with boiled army ants, with a side of pickled penguin tongues, please.’ Sure enough, the waiter is back in jig time with the customer’s meal, exactly as ordered. Irate at losing out a second time, the man finishes his meal (again, very yummy), and leaves in a huff.
Desperate to win, the man returns the next day and tells the waiter, ‘Please bring me a grilled mermaid breast sandwich on rye bread.’ Once more, the waiter trundles off to the kitchen and comes back with two duffel bags stuffed with cash. ‘Congratulations, sir! Here’s your million dollars.’
‘Ah ha!’ says the man. ‘I KNEW you wouldn’t have mermaid breast!’
‘Oh, we have that. You just caught us on a day when we’re out of rye bread.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson