RE: joke time
October 9, 2023 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2023 at 5:27 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A florist goes to his local barber for a haircut. When he tries to pay, the barber says, ‘No charge. I’m give back to the community, so all haircuts are free this week.’ The next morning, the barber finds twelve red roses outside his shop, with a thank you note from the florist.
Later that day, a cop comes in for a haircut. When he tries to pay, the barber again explains why there’s no charge. When he opens the shop the next morning, he finds a dozen doughnuts with a thank you note from the cop.
Later that day, a politician comes in for a haircut. Once more, the barber explains that he’s giving back to the community, so there’s no charge.
When the barber goes to open up the next morning, he finds twelve politicians waiting for free haircuts
Boru
Later that day, a cop comes in for a haircut. When he tries to pay, the barber again explains why there’s no charge. When he opens the shop the next morning, he finds a dozen doughnuts with a thank you note from the cop.
Later that day, a politician comes in for a haircut. Once more, the barber explains that he’s giving back to the community, so there’s no charge.
When the barber goes to open up the next morning, he finds twelve politicians waiting for free haircuts
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson