RE: joke time
November 3, 2023 at 2:42 am
(This post was last modified: November 3, 2023 at 3:43 am by Fake Messiah.)
A guy goes into a bar with a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics and space exploration.
The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot starts to talk about NASCAR, Bud, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it interesting, so he tries one last time. He goes back, and after bringing the martini, the robot says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "About 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "Isn’t it terrible the way that the Government is hiding alien visitations?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics and space exploration.
The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot makes a martini, and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot starts to talk about NASCAR, Bud, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it interesting, so he tries one last time. He goes back, and after bringing the martini, the robot says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "About 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "Isn’t it terrible the way that the Government is hiding alien visitations?"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"