Me after drinking too much on Saturday.
"Shit, I can't feel my legs!"
Him, "Those are my legs, you dopey bitch!"
Me, "Thank fuck for that! For a moment I thought I'd grown a dick!"
"Shit, I can't feel my legs!"
Him, "Those are my legs, you dopey bitch!"
Me, "Thank fuck for that! For a moment I thought I'd grown a dick!"
Dying to live, living to die.