After WWII, a British journalist was interviewing the Mother Superior of a liberated Italian abbey.
'The war was awful. First the Italian army came through and forced themselves on all of the nuns, except Sister Theresa. Then the German army came through and forced themselves on all of the nuns, except Sister Theresa. Then the French, the American, the British, the Russians - every time there was an army here, the soldiers forced themselves on all of the nuns. Except Sister Theresa.'
'Why not Sister Theresa?'
'Oh, Sister Theresa doesn't like that sort of thing.'
Boru
'The war was awful. First the Italian army came through and forced themselves on all of the nuns, except Sister Theresa. Then the German army came through and forced themselves on all of the nuns, except Sister Theresa. Then the French, the American, the British, the Russians - every time there was an army here, the soldiers forced themselves on all of the nuns. Except Sister Theresa.'
'Why not Sister Theresa?'
'Oh, Sister Theresa doesn't like that sort of thing.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson