A Texan on holiday in Ireland is in the local bragging about the size of his home state. He says to the barman, ‘My friend, do you realize that I can board a train in the morning, ride it all day and all night, and at daybreak I’d STILL be deep in the heart of Texas!’
‘Aye,’ says the barman. ‘The trains in Ireland are turrible slow as well.’
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‘Aye,’ says the barman. ‘The trains in Ireland are turrible slow as well.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson